The other day, I was just walking down on the road thinking about things which I am not going to get into here.. When Suddenly I see this pretty little thing coming (or floating should I say:)... "An Angel" I thought to myself:P:P) in the opposite direction... Anyways, She was this elegantly dressed lady. She was understandably very involved in various things like where she was stepping, how her hair was behaving w.r.t the breeze and a host of other subtle actions(Boy!! Talk about Multitasking!!!)
The Closer she came to me, The more I felt my world squeeze in my Head... And to top it off like icing on the cake, She Had a wonderful wonderful aroma about her. Or so I thought until She came Close enough So I did what came to my mind at that moment.. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath...
You CANNOT, I REPEAT CANNOT Imagine What Happened Next...........
Atchooo...
Yes people, There I've said it.. I Sneezed.. I Really did... And I wouldn't be entirely being truthful if I say I did it again cause i Did it again and again for about 30 seconds(ETERNITY)...
One Probably good thing I would say is I did not get to see her face after the "Incident".. All i Knew is I Think she just stopped everything that she was doing and started to concentrate on the Issue in hand.. Walking Away....
Anyways what it did was that it got me analyzing in to the run up to the unfortunate incident.. I was Determined to let it NOT happen again.
let me Take you through SOME of the things that went through in my head....
"Did I just Sneeze????... I hope I did't... OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.. I JUST SNEEZED.... Why me of all the people? Why? WHY? and for heavens sake why at that precise moment??? Was it the Perfume??? NAH(What a Scary thought!!!).. Cant be.. Has to be some dust in the "breeze".. Who am i Kidding??? It was the Perfume.. oh nooooooooo.................Bleep Bleep
As a Probable Remedy to the Problem I have sworn to use or rather drown myself(Thats what it takes!!!) in more deo or "pleasantly" smelling things(cant find many.) on MYSELF more than any girl i come across....And going by what i have seen..er..smelt.. I think soon enough I am going to create a big enough hole in the Ozone layer to kill a forest or something(Kidding!!!)...
SO A PUBLIC-SERVICE MESSAGE TO THE GIRLS/GUYS(To prove I'm not Gender Biased.. I really aren't:D:D and Guys Do it too anyways..) STOP USING THOSE OZONE-DAMAGING DEO's and other stuff too...
Brought to in Public-Interest by the (Never seen again)Elegant Lady on the Road...
P.S:- All characters in this Work of "FICTION" are fictitious, any resemblance to any person dead or alive is merely and purely coincidental...:)
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